Work

get ready for a doosey....oh, yes, get ready.

#1: i hate lists, but will use one for such purposes as BASHING THIS JOB.

#2: everyone smells. literally. the most hineous culprit is a guy named Jason. he either has never showered or has never washed his clothes. in either case, he's as greasy as any nerd i've ever seen and as pungent as any pakhistani.

#3: (this one's good) my boss barely speaks english!!!! hooray!

#4: crappier hours than the theatre...and even less of them. i have NO opening shifts which means chances of seeing felicia on a weekly basis are slim to none. (extremely angry cursing)

#5: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

#6: there is little to no chance that i'll ever get a raise unless they make me a driver, which i think i've been told is going to happen quite soon, though i can't really understand the manager.

#7: the pay is just crap. like...minimum is bad enough, but then it's minimum+customers+food business. makes for a poorly concepted equation.

#8: i really do smell like pizza when i leave...a terribly unclean feeling indeed. but, it soon goes away after showering. (remember Jason, who never does? he smells like pizza and assfoot)

#9: it's mind numbing labor...i folded boxes for about an hour straight today...how does he do it, you ask? painfully.

#10: Rob.

the top 10 reasons why you should never, under any circumstance, work at pizza hut. i should have listened to you, greg...too true the words you spoke.